Limbo lower now

I’m in kind of a funk and I don’t really know what to do about it. Not having a job and, ergo, a set daily routine has caused me to feel like I’m in limbo, wandering around aimlessly all day, every day and I don’t like it. I thrive on routine, people. Up at the same time every day, workout, have coffee, get ready, go to work, do worky things, come home, hang with LG, eat dinner, watch my shows, go to bed, lather, rinse, and repeat. Saturdays and Sundays are for aimlessly wandering around sans plan, not MondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridayeverydamnday.

They (“they”) say when you’re out of/looking for work, you should establish a routine. Ideally, I supposed I should get up at the same time (I haven’t set an alarm since…November, wow) and do something (workout, I guess?), but it’s winter and it’s cold and dark outside and my bed is warm and also, I don’t know…Setting up a routine would, I think, make this situation permanent and it is not permanent. I want to find a job, I need to find a job, and if I give in to making this situation permanent-ish, then it will become permanent and no. Cannot happen.

Adding to my funk is that I liked my job. I do not like wandering around aimlessly, sure, but I like it a lot less when the alternative is getting to do exciting/fun (and okay, sometimes very boring) things. And that’s another thing. There was a time in my life where I got to meet a lot of cool people (umm, the President, for one) and go to a lot of cool events and it was all very normal and I was pretty blase about it and now I’m in yoga pants and sweatshirts and no makeup until 3pm or so every day and WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? I sit around and wonder if my (professional) life is just…boring now. Was 2008 my heyday? Is it all downhill from there? I hope not, but the yoga pants are telling a different story.

My 30th birthday is next month and Chris keeps asking what I want to do and I don’t know. I don’t want to do anything. I would like to be working on my birthday, honestly. Until then, I just cannot get in a good head-space about it and I really don’t see much to celebrate, which should feel sad and possibly sounds sad to everyone else, but I really am okay with doing nothing. (I don’t think my family will let me do nothing.) It’s just hard to make plans when I don’t know where I’ll be next month, you know?

Anyway, this is how I’m feeling today. It all reads very depressing and sad, but rest assured it’s just one side of my life that’s depressing and sad. There are many facets to me (for I am like a DIAMOND!) and despite the professional slump, life’s good and (as I say every day) tomorrow’s a new day.

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TV time

Being January, television is finally back from its winter break (which has never made much sense to me — during the holidays is when I have time and want to watch all my shows) and even better, some shows are brand spanking new, which I just love.

Remember in the days of yore, when seasons ran from September through May and then all summer was Rerun City? And then one day, some big-shot over at the TV company was like, “Hey! Let’s make new shows air at all different times, all year long! They’ll like that!”? (They do like that, big-shot, they do like that.) Anyway, this doesn’t have to do with summer TV, but it’s a point worth mentioning because there is some new, good TV on right now.

Vanderpump Rules
I haven’t caught up on this week’s episode, but yeah, I’ll keep watching this. Stassi is just so ridiculous, I can’t not watch. My only complaint is that all the dudes look the same, so I really can’t tell who’s who. Although, I’ve surmised they’re all wannabe-models-slash-bartenders, so is there really much more I need to know?

With all the brouhaha over Scheana in past seasons of RHOBH, I’m a little weary of her already and kind of sick of the whole, “I have a boyfriend!” schtick. Yeah, we get it, sister. YOU HAVE BOYFRIEND. But that doesn’t change the fact that years ago you did sleep with a married douche (TEAM BRANDI) and also, how would your boyfriend feel about you rubbing sunblock on Jax? I feel we’re getting into foot massage territory here and Scheana might end up getting thrown off a roof.

Oh, one more thing I think worth mentioning: My super reality TV sense tells me if VR gets picked up for a second season (this summer, perhaps?), one or both of the brunette K-name girls will have suddenly “moved back home.” They’re both boring and they look alike, which is a reality TV no-no.

House Of Lies
Are you watching House Of Lies? Did you not find Don Cheadle even remotely attractive until you saw his bare butt? Do you want Monica’s flouncy, wavy hair-do? Just me? Okay.

I really dig this show. It’s ridiculous and over-the-top, but whatever — entertainment at its best. Kristen Bell is adorable and the dynamic between her and Don and the kid who plays Doug Guggenheim (DID YOU KNOW HE WENT TO HARVARD???) and that other kid (I don’t keep track of names…Can you tell?) really wouldn’t work with another cast.

Shameless
Another Showtime gem, I know I’ve talked about Shameless before (too lazy to search the archives), but I am feeling the same confusion over it now as I was then. It’s funny, though (although also SAD sometimes) and has a great cast and I guess I keep watching a) to find out if Frank will ever get sober, and b) because I need something to watch on Sunday nights now that Dexter and Homeland are over.

Californication
Rounding out the Showtime Three here. I do love this show, even if it’s gotten more ridiculous as the seasons have gone on (Showtime’s M.O., I suppose) and it’s been especially fun watching Becca grow up. Also, Natascha McElhone is GORGEOUS. I’d watch 30 minutes of her just smiling and waving her hippie hair around, if we’re being honest.

The Following
Or, The Kevin Bacon Show, as we’ve been calling it. This premiered Monday, and we watched it last night and yes it was creepy, but I was fine! Fine! And then I had a nightmare at 3am and couldn’t go back to sleep. I also had to pee really badly, but everyone knows boogeymen live anywhere that’s not IN YOUR BED, so I had to wait an hour until Chris randomly woke up until I could pee. My mom does this, too. Runs in the family.

Anyway, so this show was great (but SCARY, have I mentioned that?) and I am actually kind of pleasantly(ish) surprised that such a scary show made it onto network TV. I feel like shows like this are reserved for your HBOs or at least your FXs or something. There are obviously more episodes to watch, but I liked it.

Girls
I watched season one of Girls in a day when HBO was replaying it before season two started a couple weeks ago. I liked it better when I watched it as one long movie, basically, than the past two Sundays, with one 30-minute episode each. It’s good and it doesn’t scare me in the way I thought it would originally. (That way being: OMG WAS I LIKE THAT?! and/or OMG WILL LG BE LIKE THAT?!)

That said, it’s got great dialogue and I want to give each and every girl [on Girls] a big hug and pat on the back. And then I want to take them for drinks and have them tell me their problems and impart wisdom on them.

And now, a few honorable mentions for shows I’m watching and enjoying more or less…

How I Met Your Mother
CAN WE JUST FIND OUT HOW HE MET THEIR MOTHER ALREADY? Ahem. Lily and Marshall are stealing the show this season. It’s usually Barney, I know, but L&M have the funny on LOCK.

Parenthood
Word on the street is last night’s episode (THE SEASON FINALE WHAT IT’S ONLY JANUARY OH WAIT) is teary and ugh. This show. Fucking contrived and ridiculous and yet who keeps coming back week after week? I see what you’re doing here, NBC, and I don’t appreciate it.

American Horror Story
Oh. SPEAKING OF SCARY. Season finale is tonight. I anticipate another 3am nightmare from yours truly. But seriously, this season has just been one thing after another of creepy and terrifying and icky and, well, it’s living up to its name, that is for sure. I’m already looking forward to seeing what Ryan Murphy does for the third season of AHS. Will Jessica Lange star, that is the question.

Nashvillle
TAMI TAYLOR HAIR!!! I am really enjoying this show and I love the music and the outfits and the DRAMA. Good TV, all around.

And finally, there are a couple shows premiering soon that I am looking forward to: The Americans and Top Gear (U.S.). There was one other show, I thought, but I can’t think of it right now.

What are you watching and enjoying or watching and getting angry at or watching that’s giving you nightmares?

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LG want a cracker?

LG is into this thing where she does everything we do, which is very, very funny and also very, very horrifying. She’s also starting to copy the words we say, which means we really have to watch the Fucks that fly out on the regular. (Watch them land right into her spongey little brain.)

Wearing vintage shades means she\'s not a hipster, just naturally badass.

She likes to pretend cook (salad spinning is her favorite) and pretend hair comb (which is really not pretending all, as much as it is brushing her hair completely cattywompus.) If Chris takes his sweatshirt off, then LG needs her sweatshirt off, too and in the bath the other night, I noticed her putting the roller soap under each arm, as if she was applying deodorant.

The funniest, though, was when I came home from a run and started to do push-ups in the living room. LG needed to do push-ups too, of course, and immediately started a humping a blanket on the floor.

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This is not your 10 Steps To Succeed At Your New Year’s Resolutions! post

I had a whole post written today about making negative goals (DON’T eat sugar, for example) versus positive goals (DO workout every day this month.) I didn’t like the tone of the post, so I deleted it, but it made me think about goal-setting and maybe it’s just because it’s in my nature to be more positive, but I feel like negative goals (don’t do this, give up that, etc.) can be…stifling. And also mindfuckery-ing.

For whatever reason, it’s so much easier for me — even if I don’t accomplish positive goals in their entirety — to give myself a pat on the back for what I did accomplish, as opposed to chastising myself for what I didn’t. Which is ridiculous! If I workout most of the days in January, I’d say I “pretty much accomplished” my goal. Yet if I eat an ice cream sundae a couple times, I’d consider it “failing” at my goal.

What is that? That’s just dumb.

(The weird thing is I never thought of my Whole30 experience as a negative goal, even though there was a lot of eliminating of certain foods. Maybe because to get through it, I focused more on the things I could have — look at all the avocado I get to eat!!!!!!!!!!! YAY! — as opposed to the stuff I couldn’t, but for whatever reason, Whole30 was in the positive goals column for me.)

Who knows, maybe it’s in the approach? Maybe my goal should be eating an ice cream sundae every single day. (That actually sounds pretty good.) Or maybe I shouldn’t set any goals at all and just go through life doing whatever, whenever. (That sounds…Not good.)

Does anyone have any thoughts on this? Because this post is about as coherent as the original one I deleted, but I feel like there’s something there.

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Shop, Cook, Eat

A bunch of you are doing Whole30 during January, which: GOOD FOR YOU. I hope everyone’s sugar withdrawals are scarce and that you lose some pounds (blah blah “clean eating is the most important,” I’m just keeping it real) after all your hard work!

When the going gets hard, though, just remember (something Holly said to me…OFTEN): It’s only 30 days! You can do anything for 30 days! Also, just to remind you: I did Whole30 up until the day I ran a half-marathon. So, you know, NO EXCUSES.

My excuse for not participating this time around is basically because it’s not in the budget. It’s a pricey venture and while I’d totally do it again, right now it’s just not in the cards.

That being said, my friend Tami asked for my dinner planning and cooking regimen, so thought I’d share with you my general shopping/cooking/eating tactics (which were not hugely changed when I did Whole30.) We basically cook every single meal, which I suppose seems daunting, except that I like to cook and I have a certain method to how I plan and shop, which makes it less daunting.

The number one key is being prepared, which for me, starts at the grocery store. Here’s where I shop and what I buy and how often I go.

Costco: Once per quarter (sometimes more often for diapers, thanks LG)

I cannot say enough good things about Costco. If you’ve got the storage space, it is 100% worth it. We get pretty much everything at Costco.

– Meat/animal protein (more about this later), plus eggs, cheddar cheese, etc.

– Some vegetables: Mostly I buy the big bags of broccoli and green beans and freeze a bunch of them. My Costco has also recently carried these enormous bags of kale and spinach and back when we were doing Whole30, I got not one slimy piece of spinach. Not one! Granted, it probably only took us a couple days to eat through the bag, but you know, whatever. The last time I bought spinach, though, it started to turn much more quickly, but we just picked through the gross pieces and froze the rest. After freezing, both spinach and kale are good in soups or sauteed.

– Cans: My Costco recently started carrying cans of black beans (woo!), plus I get tomato sauce, diced tomatoes, coffee, and anything else that looks good.

Let’s Talk About Meat

I say “meat,” but what I mean is anything that comes from an animal. At Costco, I buy ground beef, tri-tip, a bag of chicken breasts, a bag of chicken thighs, whole chickens for roasting, a pork loin that I (okay, Chris) butchers himself into chops and smaller loins, occasionally ground turkey, and frozen fish/seafood (more on this, too, in a second.)

We break down the tri-tip from the enormo-Costco pack into more individual servings. We have a vacuum sealer, but before we got that, Chris used to suck all the air out of the bag himself. The vacuum sealer was a good investment (we also bought it at Costco — shocker!) and we also use it for the pork and vegetables.

Something’s Fishy

We buy the bags of individually-frozen fish and let me tell you: This is the way to go. The “fresh” fish you see out in the case has likely already been frozen. I’d say it’s generally been sitting for at least a day, if not longer, while Costco defrosted it, then re-packaged, and labeled it. Frozen fish in the bags is frozen basically right after being caught and processed, so when you defrost it at home, it is (unless you live on the coast and/or have a fishmonger friend) the freshest you can get.

Costco has a good selection of different kinds of fish; we usually stick with steelhead, but bought hake this last time. We also occasionally buy the frozen (raw) shrimp.

The Farm Stand: Once a week-ish in the summer and fall & The Grocery Store: Once a week-ish always

Whew! Once I’m stocked up at Costco, I rarely have to go to the grocery store. I go if we need milk for LG or, if it’s off-season and the farm stand is closed, fruits and vegetables. (December through June is a sad time for produce in California. The stuff at the grocery store just really, really sucks.)

I also buy pasta and rice at the store (I do not need a 50lb. bag of rice, thank you though, COSTCO) and stuff like butter, hot sauce, pickles, and other random items I need for a recipe, like capers or whatever.

The key to my shopping is making sure I have everything on hand, that way when I go to cook, everything’s already in my house and I don’t have to go to the store. I can very easily talk myself into a new meal if it means not having to go to the store and it’s really nice to have almost everything at my disposal here at home.

“Meal Planning” (AKA: Ask the Internet!)

Truth: I don’t meal plan. I’ve tried, and I am impressed when others do it, but I just cannot get on board. I’m more a fly by the seat of your napkin kinda gal, and I usually like to decide that day what I’m making for dinner.

I get my recipe ideas from Twitter, Instagram, cookbooks, Googling, and by texting my friends and asking what they’re having for dinner (don’t you want to be my friend?!)

I believe someone once said about the Internet, “No one cares what you had for lunch,” but I must disagree. I love seeing what people are eating! At least once a week, I ask Twitter, “What’s for dinner?” and this is how I get a good portion of my meal ideas. “Oooooh, that person is having chili for dinner — let’s do that tomorrow!”


Shepherd’s pie (we add a pinch of curry powder to ours…And now you know the secret family recipe.)

While I don’t meal plan, I do have a loose outline for what I cook and when. It’s not really set in stone and I didn’t plan it — it has only come about after years and years of cooking this way.

Monday
After a weekend of not-so-healthy-eating, Mondays are for fish/seafood and veggies. I’ll usually sneak some quinoa in there to be really obnoxious.


I can almost hear myself getting thinner.

Tuesday
Tuesday generally gravitates to a Taco Tuesday theme, but we don’t necessarily eat tacos every single Tuesday. Sometimes we do slow-cooker carnitas, sometimes taco salad, sometimes chicken tortilla soup. Hell, sometimes we have pasta!

Wednesday & Thursday
These days are when we cook whatever has been sounding good and/or needs to be used. I might see that chili someone posted on Instagram and cook some up. Or, maybe we’re craving grilled cheese sandwiches and soup. Whatever it is, we try to keep it easy and almost always add a vegetable or salad on the side.


After seeing someone cook up grits, I decided I needed polenta, which is how this chicken marsala over polenta came to be.

Friday
Fridays are pizza nights in Chris’s family and we’ve kept that tradition going in our own house. In the summer, sometimes we’ll switch it up to burgers, so we don’t have to turn on the oven, but other than that, it’s usually pizza. I’ve tried making my own crust in the past, but, while delicious, it’s just not my favorite. The rising and the flour everywhere and the fact that I can never get it to become circular — no thanks. What we normally do is pick up a take-and-bake, but sometimes we buy just the crust from the take-and-bake joint and make our own pizza.

Saturday
I do not like cooking on Saturdays. I just don’t. Saturdays are for leftovers or a snacky dinner or takeout or Chris cooks (who I am kidding? Chris cooks more than half the time anyway.)

Sunday
Now, Sunday is my marathon cooking day. I love spending all day Sunday in the kitchen. We usually do a big dinner — roast chicken or lasagna or enchiladas.

Theme nights (Taco Tuesday, Friday Night Pizza Night, etc.) make it much easier to meal plan (or “meal plan”), because it’s just one more thing you really don’t have to think about.

Use It Or Lose It

I rarely let food go to waste. Tonight, for example, we’re having teriyaki burger sliders on Hawaiian rolls (leftover from Christmas) and a cabbage slaw (leftover from Asian noodle salad last week.) Also, we eat a lot of leftovers. I know leftovers aren’t for everyone, but I could have leftover enchiladas for breakfast and be happy.


Shrimp cakes using leftover bay shrimp from a Christmas Day appetizer.

If you have extra food you’re unsure what to do with, just Google that ingredient (or ask the Internet!) and see what pops up that looks good. And when it doubt: Freeze it and use it later!

So! That’s how I do it. How do you meal plan and shop and cook?

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Goodbye 2012, you and your bitch face

I really don’t even feel like doing this this year, but what if I want to do it next year and then there will be a gap and we cannot have a gap, oh no.

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2010
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1. What did you do in 2012 that you’d never done before?
Flew on an airplane with a baby (do not recommend), became an aunt (officially), tried (and liked!) runny eggs.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don’t think I really made any resolutions, no. I said to myself I wanted to read 12 books and I (almost) did. (Currently reading 13 Steps Down, by Ruth Rendell.)

I don’t think I’ll make any for 2013…I just don’t have it in me right now. (Although, I loved Elizabeth’s list of 2013 goals, so I might do something similar.)

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
My best friend!

4. Did anyone close to you die?
No. PRAISE BE.

5. What countries did you visit?
None.

6. What would you like to have in 2013 that you didn’t have in 2012?
A family vacation.

7. What dates from 2012 will be etched upon your memory, and why?
November 6th (awful election that I won’t say was a career-ender for me, but it’s made things…challenging.)

8. What was your biggest achievement of this year?
Keeping LG alive and well. Not losing my marbles. (Too much.) Running my second half-marathon. Completing Whole30. Completing Whole30 WHILE training for a half-marathon.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Not finding a job.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I had a bum foot for a couple weeks (but it didn’t bring me down) and I’ve been sick in one way or another since Thanksgiving (including having THE FLU), but nothing serious.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
We sprung for a hotel when we were in Seattle in September and we left the lady with her NanaBoppa and it was WORTH IT. We ate a nice dinner out and I took a bath and read my book UNINTERRUPTED and I fell asleep at, like, 9pm.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
All the doctors who kept my dad alive.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
I work in politics — whose behavior DIDN’T make me appalled and depressed?

14. Where did most of your money go?
The usual: Mortgage, daycare, food, gas.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
I always get excited to travel (even though flying with LG is UN-FUN) and we did a lot of that this year: Seattle three times, Portland twice, and San Diego. All to see our families, which makes it even better.

16. What song will always remind you of 2012?
Jennie mentioned “Call Me Maybe,” which: YES, definitely. Bonus points because my BFF’s daughter calls it, “Call You Maybe, Please?”

17. Compared to this time last year, are you: A) happier or sadder? B) thinner or fatter? C) richer or poorer?
A) I’m pretty happy despite the shit that’s gone down, but that doesn’t mean that I’m, like, rolling in happiness.
B) Thinner? Maybe? Maybe not?
C) Poorer.

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
I wish I’d spent more time thinking about/visualizing/making a reality all the things I want. Hell, I wish I KNEW what I wanted. I usually do. I usually have a Master Plan, so to NOT is very weird for me. I do not like it.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Been grumpy and grouchy and cranky and impatient.

20. How did you spend Christmas?
My parents just moved up here, so they came over and we watched A Christmas Story and drank champagne and played games and it was very fun.

21. Did you fall in love with 2012?
Good god no.

22. What was your favorite TV program?
I still loved Homeland and Sons of Anarchy; Dexter jumped the shark a bit; How I Met Your Mother was great but OMG WHEN DOES HE MEET THEIR MOTHER; and Mad Men is always great.

23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
I did not.

24. What was the best book you read?
I’ve already talked about the books I read this year and I’m not sure I can pick a “best.” Killing Lincoln, probably.

25. What was your greatest musical discovery?
The Black Keys.

26. What did you want and get?
It’s been on my list for a couple years now and we finally repainted our kitchen cabinets. We still need to do something about the missing door on the pantry and replace the lighting, but woo! New kitchen!

27. What did you want and not get?
A job.

28. What was your favorite film of 2012?
I don’t think I went to the movies once. Did I go to the movies? I don’t even remember. I just watched The Lord Of The Rings trilogy and it won a bunch of awards 10 years ago, so let’s go with that.

29. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned 29 and I ate donuts for breakfast. That’s all I can remember. Chris probably cooked for me, or we went to lunch. (It was a long time ago, I can’t remember!)

30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A job. (Are we sensing a pattern here?)

31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept of 2012?
I tried to wear more colors and mix patterns because life’s too short to dress boring. I also went through all my costume jewelry and ditched it and have been wearing (almost exclusively, with the exception of a couple fun items I held onto) my diamonds and nicer stuff. Life’s also too short to not wear your diamonds.

32. What kept you sane?
Reading, running, yoga, crossword puzzles (shut up), friends, and Chris.

33. What political issue stirred you the most?
This is a pretty comprehensive editorial about why I was stuck at work past 2am back in August (and, well, into the morning of September 1st) and that always works me up. Anything that keeps me from my family for stupid, inexplicable, and pointless reasons really grinds my gears.

34. Who did you miss?
All my family I don’t get to see enough.

35. Who was the best new person you met?
I’ve quite enjoyed meeting (and all my subsequent texts with) a one Ms. Caitlin HB.

36. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2012.
Someone’s always got it worse than you.

37. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
“A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z.” Lame? Yes, but it’s LG’s jam, man.

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Three Thursday anecdotes

One night years ago, we decided to make buffalo wings for dinner, so Chris stopped by the store to pick up wings on his way home. While there, he saw the wings were on sale and there was a woman piling packs of chicken wings into her cart. When Chris went to go grab one of her discarded packs, she told him that pile was no good and found a couple packages of “the perfect wings” for him. Since then, every time we want wings for dinner, we talk ourselves out of it, because what if The Wing Whisperer isn’t there to help pick the perfect wings?

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Chris and I were at Costco the Friday before Christmas and as we walked in, he said, “Hey! It’s Santa!” I asked if it was the “real” Santa, and sure enough, adults all around the white-bearded man started coming up to talk to him. All I can guess is that Santa’s elves got behind on the toy-making and he needed to make a stop into Costco for some last-minute gifts. I do hope he’s got an executive membership.

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The other night we saw a commercial for Cheerios, where are very sweet little baby, maybe 9 or 10-months-old, very delicately picked up his or her very first Cheerio and ate it. Of course, the point of the commercial was to show that Cheerios are with you from the beginning and to encourage people to buy Cheerios, starting right when their little precious is able use his or her fine motor skills to pick up one tiny Cheerio. However, we thought the ad would be more authentic if it simply showed a baby grabbing as many Cheerios as her little hammy hands could hold and then shoving them all into her mouth, dropping countless Cheerios on the floor, only to be stepped on and crushed later.

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Stars! They’re lame and boring just like us!

Chris and I were recently discussing the new “It” celebrities. Taylor Swift? Jason Beaver? I honestly don’t know, but we got to talking about what happened to the big celebs from yesteryear (or, like, 2008) and realized hey! they’re just like us!

Chris: Whatever happened to Megan Fox? I never see her anymore.

Me: Yeah, she had a baby.

Chris: What about Jessica Alba?

Me: She had a baby, too. And started a line of diapers.

See? Just like us! Except probably with more help cleaning up someone else’s shit in diapers with their name on them. But whatever.

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A lotta latkes

Happy Hanukkah to all my fellow members of the tribe! While I’m sure most people have their own family recipe for latkes, I thought I’d share mine here for those of you who may not have been blessed with these delicious fried potatoes made with love by your grandma almost every year of your life.

Please make these today (you probably already have everything you need in your fridge!) and make sure to make extra, so you can snack on them like cookies late in the night and/or re-fry the next morning for breakfast, topped with a fried egg. DO IT.

Latkes

Makes about 12-14 latkes

What You’ll Need

5 medium-sized potatoes, grated
1 medium yellow onion, grated
1/3 cup of flour
2 eggs
2 tsp. salt, plus a little more for finishing
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/2 tsp. black pepper
Vegetable/canola oil

What You’ll Do

– First off, figure out if you should peel your potatoes or not. If they’re russets, peel ’em. If they’re Yukon golds or similar, leave the skins on. You can use any combo of potatoes (I used 4 russets and 1 Yukon gold because that’s just what I had, but it really doesn’t matter) and the same goes for the onions. Sweet, white, yellow, who cares? The first rule of latke-making: There are no rules. GET WILD.

Latkes

– Now that you’re wild, grate your potatoes and onions. I hope you have a grating attachment on your food processor. If not, grate your stuff by hand and when your hand is nice and cramped, come back here for the next step.

– Place your grated onions and potatoes in a linen towel-lined bowl. Squeeze out all the liquid. When the potatoes hit air, they might turn gray, but no worries. You’ll be frying those bad-boys up in boiling hot lava and then slathering them with sour cream. Don’t fret about a little grayness.

Latkes

– While you’re busy wringing the potatoes — I recommend the buddy system for this — get your oil heating. I used a cast-iron skillet with about 1/4″ to 1/2″ of oil. You just want enough oil to cover the latkes about halfway. I heated mine on medium-high heat (#8 on my dial.)

– When the potatoes are nice and dry, add the flour, eggs, and seasonings. Add more garlic powder and pepper if you’re into that sort of thing.

– Next up: shape your latkes into patties. The mixture will be a little liquidy, so you can either add more flour as needed or you can just gently squeeze out the extra liquid as your shape your latkes. I am a potato purist, so I don’t add more more filler to mine.

Latkes

– Now, fry those potatoes! I fry my latkes for about 5 minutes total, 2 1/2 to 3 minutes on each side, depending on how they look. Dark and crispy? Gooooooood. When they’re done, lay them on a paper towel-lined plate and finish with a sprinkling of salt.

Latkes
That top-right latke is almost done; the bottom-left latke needs more time

– Before you fry up your second batch, take a taste of one of the first latkes. You need to make sure all your seasonings are good! Sacrificing a latke is necessary! You’re the cook! Why are you justifying this!

– Adjust your seasonings as needed (although if you’ve added too much of something, you’re sort of screwed) and then finish frying up your latkes. Serve with sour cream and applesauce that you just whipped up amidst all this latke-making. Wow, you’re so awesome, Sarah. I mean, you! You’re so awesome, YOU!

Latkes

– Enjoy! Share with your potato-wringing buddy and, if they’re lucky, the toddler of your choosing.


Latkes are a much better idea than this butternut squash-quinoa mixture which, you won’t be surprised to hear, wound up all over my floor
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12 (okay, 11 1/2) books in 2012

I can’t remember if I mentioned it specifically last year, but it was my goal to read 12 books this year. I’m sure many of you laugh at just 12 books, but given that I only read TWO books last year, I thought it was a pretty decent goal. I am currently on my 11th book, which I plan to finish soon (if I can ever stay up late enough to read a friggin’ CHAPTER), and then I am not sure what my 12th book will be, but it’ll probably be James Patterson (no judgment) or something equally easy and brainless.

Anyway, here’s what I’ve read this year (so far), along with some of my very non-literary thoughts. (No spoilers here, don’t worry!)

1. The Marriage Plot, by Jeffrey Eugenides
This was a recommendation from my mom and I liked it a lot. I felt like it had a story/character everyone could relate to in some way or another. As I was reading it, I was like, “OMG this girl! Make good decisions!” to the main character — I am sure if I could go back in time 10 years, I’d be telling myself the same thing, so there you go. The ending was satisfying and closed the loop, so to speak, which is important to me and my feeble little mind.

2., 3., and 4. The Hunger Games trilogy, by Suzanne Collins
I’m sure a lot has been written about The Hunger Games, so I’m not going to try to dissect it here. I will say that I liked it, but definitely felt like it could have been condensed into one or two books. I know a lot of people said they didn’t like the ending, but I actually did. I can’t say I’ll ever be drawn to read more young adult dystopian fiction, mostly because I think the name of that genre sounds really dumb, and also because I can only handle so much end-of-the-world brouhaha and these books fit that quota for a good few years.

However, have you seen this map of where the districts (likely) were supposed to be? Pretty cool.

Hunger Games map

5. Killing Lincoln, by Bill O’Reilly
This book was a gift from my dad, because he knows my love of Lincoln. I am born on his birthday and have always felt a kindred spirit with our 16th prez, and yet really not known a lot about him. As Bill O’Reilly says in the beginning, this is a nonfiction book (about the last 6 weeks of Lincoln’s life), but written as a thriller. It’s great, highly recommend, etc., and if you’re a little wary of the author, don’t fret, it’s No Spin Zone-free. If you like history and a good story and maps and pictures of people ca. 1865, then you’ll dig this book.

6. I’m going to skip this next book because it was a James Patterson, and while I shamelessly do read James Patterson, I don’t think he needs a recap. I mean, homeboy doesn’t even really write his own books anymore. That’s the hallmark of any great author, right?

7. On Beauty, by Zadie Smith
I found this on my bookshelf and thought I’d give it a read, but I am not sure if I have any final thoughts about it. Even almost six months later and I’m still like, “Was it supposed to be…funny? Serious?” I can’t quite tell. I do know that I wish the book would have focused more on the mom (she was WAY more likeable and interesting) rather than the dad, but I think in the end, I just missed something I was supposed to have “gotten.”

8. Gone Girl, by Gillian Flynn
As you know, this was like the It Book of the summer. I liked it a lot — give me a good murder mystery and I’m good to go — and while I had some thoughts on the ending, I definitely liked the book from start to finish. If I ever get around to getting that pesky library card, I plan to rent up all the Gillian Flynn they have, because this was a page-turner and when it comes down to it, that’s what makes a good book.

9. The Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel Pie Society, by Mary Ann Shaffer & Annie Barrows
I recently glimpsed past a conversation on Twitter involving this book and I don’t think the people in that conversation had good things to say. No matter, though. I read this because it too had been on my shelf for awhile. I wasn’t expecting much, but found that it was a fun, easy read. It was one of those books that made me stop to Google things (Killing Lincoln was like this too) and any book that forces me to learn is a-okay. In fact, shortly after finishing this book, I came across a reference somewhere to “Guernsey cows” and I would have had no clue what that meant before reading this book, so there you go.

10. Summer In The City, by Robyn Sisman
This is another bookshelf find (I’m not sure where I actually get all these books) and it was basically just ridiculous chick-lit. The funniest part was that it was written in the late ’90s, so the references to clothes and fashion and fax machines were pretty awesomely bad. Fax machines! Hahaha.

11. Loving Frank, by Nancy Horan
This is the book I’m currently reading, so I’ll save any judgment until after I’m done. I’m about halfway through and I like it thus far, but keep having to remind myself it takes place during the early 1900s, because it reads as if it could be a modern-day story. Is that testament to the writing? The story itself? I don’t know. (In case you’re unaware, it’s the story of Frank Lloyd Wright and Mamah Borthwick, who had a love affair, while both still married, with children, to other people. Scandal!) Oh, a word to the wise: Don’t go Googling until you’re finished. I forgot that real people had real lives and real Wikipedia pages with real information that could ruin the ending for me. Oops.

12. Any recommendations?

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