“The smallest, drunkest person you’ve ever seen in your life”

That quote comes from Nick Swardson, whose stand-up routine we just happened to be watching when Jen and Jeff left their son Ben alone with Chris and I for more than 30 seconds. Let this picture be a lesson to all of you: If you leave your kid, no matter the age, alone with Chris and I with a bottle of alcohol and a camera, you better believe a picture will end up on this blog. Yes, we are perpetually 16 years old, AND WE LOVE IT.