This post is lame! DON’T READ IT!

If you know me, then you know that I love lists. If you don’t know me or do know me, but didn’t know that I love lists, hey!, guess what? I love lists! So, since I have some things I should probably do today (blogging not being one of those things), but am too lazy to get up off my couch to take a shower, I’ll just blog a little to-do list for you! Excited? Thought so.

1. Get up off couch

2. Take a shower

3. If I’m feeling really ambitious, I’ll brush my teeth (quit judging, you know you sometimes don’t brush your teeth on Saturdays, either!)

4. Take the one and a half bags of trash, pizza box, and empty water jug to the dumpster

5. Unload dishwasher

6. Take Christmas tree to the Christmas tree drop at Robb Field. OMG, I have my tree up in the middle of January…I’m so white trash!

7. Make a list for the grocery store (HAH! A list within a list, that’s funny!)
– Assorted fruit for fruit salad for Jen’s baby shower tomorrow
– Champagne for this afternoon (just cause, alright?) and for Jen’s baby shower tomorrow
– Juice
– Water? Ask Michelle m’ Belle
– Sodas
– Something to make for dinner, because I can’t remember the last time I had a home-cooked meal

8. Get the mail!!!

9. Buy 11″x14″ frame for the photograph Brother Cal gave me for Christmas. Calvin, are you reading this? That was a shout-out for you! Awesome picture!

10. Buy wrapping paper for Jen’s baby shower gift!!!

11. Write a check for Michelle for my portion of Jen’s baby shower gift

12. Take plastic utensils down from top shelf of kitchen cabinet so as not to forget them tomorrow for Jen’s baby shower

13. Enlist the help of 6′ 4″ tall fiance to get utensils down off top shelf of kitchen cabinet

Interjection – This list is ridiculously boring, but hey, I did warn you not to read it.

14. Go to Vivien’s and pick up purse and flip flops

15. Drink a glass of champagne previously purchased in number 7

16. Bring Viv’s dress that I borrowed, but did not wear!!!

17. At 1:00 PM, go to Wit’s End to watch the Seahawks work the Packers

18. Go to hair appointment at 2:00 PM

Eesh, it’s 11:20 AM…I should probably do numbers 1 through 3; then skip to number 7; then do numbers 14 through 18; then numbers 9, 10, 11, 12, and 13. Heh, it looks like my trash will continue to pile up; my dishwasher will unload itself as we pull clean dishes from it; my mail-box will be over-stuffed and all my magazines/letters/junk ads will be crumpled when I finally get my mail next week; and I will continue to be white trash, but hey, at least my apartment will smell pine-y!

Sidenote: I wasted about 30 minutes writing this F-ing thing…Time probably better spent, oh, I don’t know, taking a shower???