Give me a hand…bag

My girl Lauren recently did the ol’ Here’s What’s In My Handbag post, so I thought I’d follow suit. I believe I have done one of these before, but hey, everyone loves a good repeater (plus, I’m pretty sure I didn’t carry diapers around the last time.)

Here’s the bag:

Michael Kors; a Christmas present from Chris. (I bought him almonds and licorice. He is clearly the better gift-giver.)

Here’s the inside:

I like all the pockets (four total, plus a zippered pocket in the middle, which is where I keep the diapers and wipes so when I’m without my kid I can strut around, pretending like I’m just your average chic-as-shit lady, no diapers or pullups here, PUH-LEASE.)

Here’s what I tote around:

Diapers and wipes (total badass), leopard-print card holder thingy that my grandma made me (good for toting gift cards, loyalty cards, our zoo passes, etc.), wallet, bag o’ tricks (more on this later), sunglasses, assorted lip glosses, mints, and my earbuds. I also obviously carry my phone, but I was using it to take this picture.

More on that later, here’s what’s in the bag o’ tricks, or as I sometimes call it, Sarah’s Pharmacy:

Wine-opener, crayons, more lip glosses, various emergency makeup (eyeliner, mascara, concealer), hair ties and bobby pins, pens, nail file, A TAMPON, eye drops, lotion, drugz, MORE mints, bandaids, and glasses cleaner wipes. If I’m working, this is also where I’d keep my business cards.

So that’s what’s in my bag! Mickey Mouse diapers, size 6, are all the rage, didn’t you hear? What’s in your handbag? Do tell!