Chris and I were recently discussing the new “It” celebrities. Taylor Swift? Jason Beaver? I honestly don’t know, but we got to talking about what happened to the big celebs from yesteryear (or, like, 2008) and realized hey! they’re just like us!
Chris: Whatever happened to Megan Fox? I never see her anymore.
Me: Yeah, she had a baby.
Chris: What about Jessica Alba?
Me: She had a baby, too. And started a line of diapers.
See? Just like us! Except probably with more help cleaning up someone else’s shit in diapers with their name on them. But whatever.
OMG I luuuuuuuuv Jason Beaver.