I like to think that I’m just the apple of Chris’s eye, the bees to his knees, his cat’s meow, but today I was put in my place.*
As I was reading the June issue of Elle magazine today – the one with Megan Fox on the cover NEED I EVEN FINISH THIS BLOG POST – I thought to myself, Daaaaaaaamn she is criminally hot. Like, she should literally be in jail for her hotness, it’s just that dangerous.
With all her tattoos and her kind of dirty look (and by dirty, I mean both kinds here: the kind where your mind is in the gutter and the kind where she’s been in the gutter), I thought, if Chris and I were walking down the street and I saw Megan Fox walking towards us, I would cross the street or randomly change our direction. SHE IS TOO MUCH HIS TYPE.
But then I thought, Sarah, please! Chris probably doesn’t even know who Megan Fox is! He doesn’t keep up with all that Hollywood crap, and it’s not like Megan Fox has actually been in any movies he’s seen, so how would he ever know who she is?! Ah, sweet relief.
Then this evening, as I was sitting oh-so-attractively hunched over myself, painting my toenails, I asked Chris, “So, do you know who Megan Fox is?” and was met with a resounding, definitive, “UMM…YEAH!”
Ahem, so I guess that answered that one, didn’t it?
*I’m only kidding, I know I totally rock Chris’s world upsidedown and backwards.
oh my gosh sarah! you crack me up to no end. she is dirty hot. love it.
Hahaha! I love this post! Seriously, I have horrible issues with Megan Fox. When my husband's issue of Esquire came with her on the cover, I shoved it in his face and pretty much screamed, "NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS DO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS, OKAY? OOOKKKAAAYYYY?"
Yeah, I think my husband was slightly disturbed by my intensity. Oh, well.
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Aaaanyway, I stopped over here to respond to your comment on my hair post! I wanted to let you know that it took several times for me to actually get the curls to work out without being all wonky – so, keep trying! I have it down now, and it is ridiculously fast, which makes me happy.
And it is definitely crazypants that my husband has four brothers. (Especially because I have four sisters!) It's so hilarious to see them all together, because they are all so different, but still so alike. It's good times.
PS: You are gorgeous beyond all reason. Just thought you should know.
Oh, my husband loves her. He practically drools all over himself when he watches Transformers.