Scene: Chris and I watching The Millionaire Matchmaker this morning.
Chris: I’m going to start a business…It will be called Gold-Diggers’ Paradise.
Me: Oh yeah?
Chris: Yeah, and on every date, the guy will have to take a girl shopping and then get her drunk.
Me: Really?
Chris: Yeah, and guys will have to spend at least five thousand dollars on their date and then the girls will have to have sex with them.
Me: Aaaaand now you’re in the escort business.