Dear Sarah: Why doesn’t anyone ask you for advice?

Today’s question comes from ME who wants to know why you guys haven’t asked me any questions for my advice column.

You do know you’re crushing my life-long dream of being an advice columnist, right? How do you feel now, huh? I bet pretty crappy. Way to make the pregnant girl feel like shit, YOU GUYS.

In all seriousness, though, if Dear Sarah is a no-go feature here, that’s cool, just be warned I may start asking myself questions and then answering them.

I’m telling you, LIFE-LONG DREAM, people.

Anyway, ask away, if you’re so inclined. (And if you’re not, my next post will be about booze. Because I like torturing myself, apparently.)

Good luck with your ill-fated advice column, Sarah!

Forever yours,

Sarah

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5 Responses to Dear Sarah: Why doesn’t anyone ask you for advice?

  1. Holly says:

    Well I have already asked you for advice once, so if I keep asking you the internet is going to think I’m a basket case who can’t tie my own shoes as well as do my own eyeliner (though it HAS greatly improved because of you!) But, BUT — I am having some coworkers over for brunch next weekend and need some inspiration on a brunch menu (and I’ve already stolen Elizabeth’s orange cinnamon roll recipe) so you could advise on brunching, because I KNOW you do that phenomenally.

    Just a thought. 🙂

  2. barbetti says:

    Okay, I know you had your eyeliner answer, but could you do a tutorial (video, photo, whatever) of how to apply a smoky eye? I am COMPLETELY clueless and need to spice up my makeup routine for all my skype dates with Stephen!

  3. This is my life-long dream as well. I love giving advice (much to the dismay of all my friends and family members and bloggers I frequent).

    Here’s a question…

    How in the world do you get eye makeup off? I cannot do it. (I also have SUPER sensitive skin, so there’s that.) But I have just pretty much given up and wear mascara 24/7. Which I think is giving me premature wrinkles.

    Anyway, I have NO IDEA if this is in your realm of expertise. But I ASKED.

  4. Jenn says:

    Well, I need some new hair ideas. Like cute easy to do up-do’s? I seriously can’t just keep putting my hair in a ponytail. So, maybe a hair tutorial?

  5. Mariko says:

    Dear Sarah,
    Brant and I are going to Seattle this weekend with some friends and we need some recommendations! Specifically cozy bars where we can chat and chill, yummy restaurants, and anything you enjoy doing around the city!

    Thank you!
    Senseless in Salem

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