Category Archives: LG

Babies: Ruining their Parents’ Brains Since Forever

They say you lose brain cells and get kind of stupid when you’re pregnant (my mom appropriately calls it pregnesia.) I don’t know if it’s a real thing (am I REALLY passing my brain cells to my child?) or if … Continue reading

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Straight cute lookin’

Well, I still have a baby and other than pooping and breastfeeding, which I refuse to discuss here (because no one cares about my boobs or my kid’s butt, you know?), there’s not a whole lot to write about. She … Continue reading

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She get it from her papa

When I was a baby, I looked exactly like my mom. You could take a picture of her at one year old and compare it to a picture of me at one year old and it’s like we’re the same … Continue reading

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Instinct this

When I was pregnant, a lot of people would tell me, “Don’t worry, your mothering instinct will kick right in!” which never made sense to me, as I never expressed any real concern over my mothering instinct or lack thereof. … Continue reading

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Baby daze and haze and gaz(ing)

Other than the usual sleep, eat, poop, repeat, there’s really nothing new to report here. We’ve been taking it day by day (mostly hour by hour, actually), but we’re all doing well. Of course, this morning I tried to dress … Continue reading

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How I’m spending most of my days…

…Taking cell phone pictures and then looking back through them later, even though SHE’S RIGHT HERE. Floppy baby Her O face The Captain and his skipper

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Name that baby

Man, I love talking baby names. Because you’re here, I’m assuming you do too and so, since LG’s got a pretty unique name, I thought I’d explain how she actually got it. It all started back in college, when I … Continue reading

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Fitting right in

Sometimes I look at her and think, “What! How the hell did you get here? Sooooo weird.” But most of the time I look at her and I don’t think anything seems out of sorts — it’s like she’s been … Continue reading

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Majoring in badassery

I swear, Chris and I used to be cool…I just can’t find any proof. Rather than going to bars and staying out till 2:00 AM, now we’re all, “Come look at what the baby’s doing!” when what she’s “doing” is … Continue reading

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How LG came to be: A birth story!

Possibly starting the regret the decision to arrive early. Maybe the womb wasn’t such a bad place, huh? I didn’t think I’d be one to document LG’s birth story here – not because I don’t enjoy reading other peoples’ birth … Continue reading

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