Category Archives: She’s Having a Baby

Why don’t you all just…fade away?

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Sarah

I’m going through this phase where everything pisses me off. While I don’t usually act super cheery, I am a happy individual, so to be constantly annoyed isn’t really that fun. For anyone. Mostly not fun for Chris, who doesn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in All About Moi, She's Having a Baby | 13 Comments

Joaquin Fetus: I’m still here

Posted on February 28, 2011 by Sarah

Hey…Soooo…I’m still pregnant. I’m actually in my third trimester now which – HOLY SHEEP SHIT – took me by surprise. A couple weeks ago, I went on a walk where I said to myself (out-loud, because I talk to myself), … Continue reading →

Posted in She's Having a Baby, Travel | 10 Comments

Zero to Forties

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Sarah

When I first found out I was pregnant, I thought I’d do these cute weekly updates where I tell you all about how I’m feeling and compare the size of my fetus to a fruit or a vegetable. As time … Continue reading →

Posted in She's Having a Baby | 9 Comments

Little boxes, little boxes

Posted on January 1, 2011 by Sarah

We’re at the stage in the game where we’ve started planning the kid’s room (I refuse to call it a nursery, because the word nursery sounds kind of fruity to me and anyway, a nursery is where you buy plants) … Continue reading →

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Poker! But I don’t even know her!

Posted on December 27, 2010 by Sarah

(Ah, an oldie but a goodie.) Someone’s finally decided to make her presence known around here. A couple weeks ago, I was jolted awake by a little something something poking my insides (although to be honest, while I’m totally counting … Continue reading →

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Whoa-oh, we’re [almost] halfway there…

Posted on December 19, 2010 by Sarah

I’m still pregnant. Nineteen weeks pregnant as of a couple days ago, in fact. The whole count-your-pregnancy-by-the-week thing annoys me, but there really is no better way to say it… Nineteen weeks. Four-ish months. Almost halfway there. Livin’ on a … Continue reading →

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Everything I need to know about pregnancy, I can learn from the Real Housewives of Atlanta

Posted on November 30, 2010 by Sarah

For better or for worse, I’ve taken a rather laissez-faire approach to pregnancy. I don’t like being stressed out (who does?) and find that reading and researching makes me stressed. First you read one thing, then you read another, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Book, Movies, TV, & Music, She's Having a Baby | 6 Comments

It’s all roses and puppy dogs and ice cream over here!

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Sarah

As if the giving birth and all that weren’t bad enough, there seems to be a whole array of other very non-attractive things that happen to one’s body when one is, oh so blessedly, with child. Although I’m the one … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris, Embarrassing Myself Daily, She's Having a Baby | 15 Comments

Would Mr. Dahmer like some Doritos?

Posted on November 11, 2010 by Sarah

Now that the cat’s out of the bag – or rather, the fetus is in the uterus, whatever – I thought I’d let you know what’s been going on the past three months. The major major thing, other than the … Continue reading →

Posted in She's Having a Baby | 9 Comments

That. Just. Happened.

Posted on November 5, 2010 by Sarah

Dear Internet, Allow me to introduce you to my my fetus. This little (god-willing) human being will be gracing us with its presence on or around May 15, 2011. Pictured here, Baby W clocks in at 10 weeks, five days, … Continue reading →

Posted in She's Having a Baby | 27 Comments