Category Archives: Embarrassing Myself Daily
What expiration date?
A conversation between me and the fella over dessert (if dessert can be classified as pears, but whatever, read on…) Me: Ooh, I’ll get some vanilla yogurt to eat with these. Chris: Uhh. That yogurt is past its expiration date; … Continue reading →
“The smallest, drunkest person you’ve ever seen in your life”
That quote comes from Nick Swardson, whose stand-up routine we just happened to be watching when Jen and Jeff left their son Ben alone with Chris and I for more than 30 seconds. Let this picture be a lesson to … Continue reading →
Posted in Embarrassing Myself Daily
|
Comments Off on “The smallest, drunkest person you’ve ever seen in your life”
When did I sign up for adulthood?
I have never done my taxes. Ever. From the time I started working in high school, until right after I graduated college, my parents’ accountant did my taxes. Once I graduated, I remember asking my mom if I could send … Continue reading →
Just my [un]luck
Q: How many blow-dryers can Sarah break this week? A: Two. And counting.
Lost and found. Again.
On our way to take engagement pictures (woo-hoo!) yesterday evening, I opened Chris’s glove box, just ’cause I was curious that it might be in there, and wouldn’t you know? There was his camera that I had “lost” a few … Continue reading →
Blog-worthy
Our house is one of clumsiness, klutziness, and lots of spills. Here’s a story for your amusement… For Christmas, Chris and I went to our friends Chuck and Sophia’s house for a brunch/White Elephant gift exchange thing-y. In the White … Continue reading →
Wacky Wednesday
You know how VH1 has “Best Week Ever”? No? Well, I don’t watch it either, but I do know that it’s a show on Vh1 😉 This Wednesday might have been my very own “Worst Week Ever.” For serious. Since … Continue reading →
I HEAR YOU!!!
That was me yelling at PMS. I’m going to the gym. Argle.